20 Other Anticlimactic 'Star Trek 2' Confirmations

It is, finally, being reported that J.J. Abrams is formally pointing a follow up to 'Star Trek.' On May 9, 2009 -- the next day of 'Star Trek' opened in theaters -- society mostly understood that J.J. Abrams would direct a follow up I own a dog turtle that I have caught eating its very own poop -- as well as my turtle was sentient enough to possess recognized, several weeks ago, that J.J. Abrams would direct another 'Star Trek' film. Yet, here i am, using the anticlimactic confirmation that Abrams is returning. So, when we're in internet marketing, listed here are 20 more 'Star Trek 2' confirmations which are just like unpredicted because this Abrams news. 1. J.J. Abrams will put on glasses while filming 'Star Trek 2.' 2. Captain Kirk is going to be performed by a grownup human male in 'Star Trek 2.' 3. Someone about the bridge from the USS Enterprise will, sooner or later, lose their balance. 4. Simon Pegg will Tweet in the group of 'Star Trek 2.' 5. Chekov will consult with a Russian accent in 'Star Trek 2.' 6. William Shatner is going to be mad about something which occur in 'Star Trek 2.' 7. 'Star Trek 2' will most likely occur following the occasions of 'Star Trek.' 8. I'll enjoy 'Star Trek 2' on its first viewing, but enjoy it much less after time. 9. Hayden Christensen won't be in 'Star Trek 2.' 10. In 'Star Trek 2,' Dr. McCoy come in the overall vicinity of somebody who's dead. Also, James Kirk come in exactly the same vicinity. 11. In 'Star Trek 2,' a minumum of one person in the crew from the USS Enterprise will come across a being who does not like this particular crewmember. 12. My mother won't see 'Star Trek 2.' 13. Scotty will consult with a Scottish accent in 'Star Trek 2.' 14. 'Star Trek 2' will make the most of a effects technique known as "Computer Produced Images." 15. My Mother might see 'Star Trek 2' if Kevin Costner is cast inside a role. 16. Dr. Leonard McCoy uses James Kirk's less formal title, Jim, but Kirk won't ever make reference to McCoy as Lenny. 17. My mother may also see 'Star Trek 2' if Tom Selleck is cast inside a role. 18. Kenny Loggins won't sing the title song in the 'Star Trek 2 Official Film Soundtrack.' 19. Having seen 'Star Trek 2' the very first time, I'll most likely offer Vital an overenthusiastic blurb like "Warp Factor 10 from 10" -- after which regret that blurb three several weeks later. 20. I'll lose my job due to that blurb and forever be referred to as "Warp Factor 10 guy." You are able to contact Mike Ryan on Twitter. Follow Moviefone on Twitter.